✮untitled brf project✮
beatrice. i love catherine elizabeth middleton, prince william of wales and prince george of cambridge. once i met prince harry and he made fun of my iphone case.
The royal families
- British: Your really hot boyfriend that was amazing, but kinda turned into an asshole, but you still have some totally awesome moments with him. The reason why you guys haven't broken up yet is bc he's super hot and a part of yourself can't bring yourself to do it.
- Denmark: Britain's biffle and wingman who dresses nice and eggs you on about Britain sometimes, and drops hints that he wants you two to break up. It'll take you a few shots of vodka, but you'd totally do unspeakable things to Denmark sometimes bc those rare moments when he's hotter than Britain.
- Sweden: Is totally supportive of you and Britain breaking up, and is the one that always drops snarky and sassy metaphors and digs. Also is the target of many "do you even smile" jokes, and is the source of comic relief in your weirdass clique.
- Spanish: That really rich kid whose grandfather just died and got willed a fuckton of money, so you always rely on him to buy you lunch and new shit, and he gladly does it bc hashtag friendship and he always has money to blow on random shit he doesn't need
- Dutch: That really funny and loud kid that sits in the back of every class and you're pretty sure he's nice, but you really don't know. You're positive he does pot and he offers to hook you up with some dankass kush for free if you ever decide to do it.
- Monaco: That really tall and pretty bitch that moved here from somewhere else and is acne-free and has flawless hair and makeup and is all-around talented in acting and singing, school, and is legit beautiful and you wanna be her.
- Norway: The one transfer student that doesn't really say anything and no one second guesses but surprise bitch, Norway secretly makes fun of you and slams every single one of you to his friends back home and online.
- Greece: That bitch that says she's a 32B but she's actually a 36A and everyone just wants her to gtfo and go home.
